May 7, 2009

Table of Contents

Below you will find an organized list of everything that I have ever published on blogspot, dating back chronologically nearly 2 years now. The Chapter Number is a reference to the time when I first decided to get some of these things offa my chest via a blog. That is why you still won't find a Chapter 2, 5, 8, 21 etc. They are still in my head and thoughts are still being sorted out. The ones without chapter numbers were just random postings that I used blogspot for, and typically had incorporated slightly less thought into them (well, some of them anyways)!



The beginning
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2007/06/so.html


A Few Ground Rules
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2007/06/few-ground-rules.html

My Dismal Failure
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2007/06/my-dismal-failure.html


Rant Number 1
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2007/06/rant-number-1.html

Why the World is So F'd
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2007/06/why-world-is-so-fd.html

Death By Stereo Quotes
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2007/06/death-by-stereo-quotes.html

RE: F'd Up World (and Satanic Surfers)
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2007/06/re-fd-up-world-and-satanic-surfers.htm


Warped Tour 2007
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2007/07/warped-tour-2007.html


Some Quotes
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2007/07/some-quotes.html



A Typical Redneck Lunch At EPCOR
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2007/08/typical-redneck-lunch-at-epcor.html


It's A Beautiful Day In The Neighborhood
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2007/08/its-beautiful-day-in-neighborhood.html


REALITY IS A RIDE ON THE BUS!
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2007/08/reality-is-ride-on-bus.html



People! Are! Disgusting!
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2007/08/people-are-disgusting.html


New York, New York
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2007/08/new-york-new-york.html


Oh Happy Day!
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2008/03/oh-happy-day.html


Daylight Savings
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2008/03/daylight-savings.html


Chapter 1 - 1987
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2008/03/1987.html


A Day At The Dump
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2008/03/day-at-dump.html


Wavelength
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2008/04/wavelength.html


Late Last Night
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2008/04/late-last-night-when-we-were-all-in-bed.html


Hakuna Matata - Chapter 11
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2008/04/hakuna-matata.html


The Evolution of "HA!" - Chapter 18
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2008/04/evolution-of-ha.html


The Show of the Summer
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2008/04/show-of-summer.html

The New Me
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2008/04/new-me.html


My 2 Weeks Off/All Punked Out
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2008/05/my-2-weeks-off-all-punked-out.html


I, Remnant - Chapter 2
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2008/05/i-remnant.html


It's What You Do With It! - Chapter 6.1
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2008/05/its-what-you-do-with-it.html


Home Sweet Home
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2008/07/home-sweet-home.html



It's What You Do With It! - Chapter 6.3: Matters of the Heart
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2008/07/its-what-you-do-with-it-part-3.html



Testosterone Makes the World Go 'Round - Chapter 7.1: Redneck Belligerence on Alberta's Roadways
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2008/07/testosterone-makes-world-go-round-part.html



Sex and Violence
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2008/08/sex-and-violence.html


The Value of a Life - Chapter 19
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2008/08/chapter-19-value-of-life.html



My Fucking Depression - Chapter 36
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2008/08/my-fucking-depression.html



80 X 40 - Chapter 13
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2008/09/80-x-40.html



My Last First Day of School - Chapter 38
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2008/09/my-last-first-day-of-school-september-6.html



The Necessity of Escapism - Chapter 32.1
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2008/09/necessity-of-escapism-ch-32.html


You Can't Always Get What You Want
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2008/09/you-cant-always-get-what-you-want.html



It's What You Do With It! - Chapter 6.2: Family Values
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2008/09/its-what-you-do-with-it-part-2.html



Windsor Car Park
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2008/09/windsor-car-park.html



The Age of Desensitization - Chapter 20.1
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2008/10/age-of-desensitization.html



Choices Made - Chapter 35
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2008/10/choices-made.html



Faith, Religion, Atheists, and Hell - Chapter 3
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2008/10/faith-religion-atheists-and-hell.html



Testosterone Makes The World Go 'Round - Chapter 7.2 (Jock-O-Rama Part 2)
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2008/10/testosterone-makes-world-go-round-part.html



My Unbranding - Chapter 44
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2008/10/my-unbranding.html



It's What You Do With It!!!!! - Chapter 6.4: We Whistle While We Work
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2008/10/its-what-you-do-with-it-part-4.html



Barely Breathing - Chapter 48
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2008/11/barely-breathing.html



Another Dead Soldier - Chapter 9
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2008/11/another-dead-soldier-ch7.html



I Don't Wanna Be A CBC Hippy - Chapter 49
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2008/11/i-dont-wanna-be-cbc-hippy.html



Punk Parallels & Perpendiculars - Chapter 40
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2008/11/punk-parallels-and-perpendiculars.html



If You're A 15 Year Old Girl, You'll Love This
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2008/11/if-youre-15-year-old-girl-youll-love.html



Bad Habit: A Lesson On Driving Etiquette - Chapter 50
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2008/11/bad-habit-lesson-on-driving-etiquette.html



Top 10 Things I Hate About Facebook - Chapter 51
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2008/12/top-10-things-i-hate-about-facebook.html



Hole Filler - Chapter 39: I Will Fill Your Void
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2009/02/hole-filler.html



I Hate Hate-Haters - Chapter 41
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2009/02/chapter-41-i-hate-hate-haters.html



Eco-Terrorism: The Trials & Tribulations of an Environmentalists' Fight Against Resource Exploitation - Chapter 4
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2009/02/eco-terrorism-trials-tribulations-of.html



People, as social beings - Chapter 53
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2009/02/chapter-53.html



This Is Hockey! - Chapter 54
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2009/02/this-is-hockey.html



My Favorite Movies - Ch. 32: The Necessity of Escapism, Part 2
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2009/03/my-favorite-movies.html



To The Fans of Sociology, Political Science, and The Arts In General, I Suppose. - Chapter 43
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2009/03/to-fans-of-sociology-political-science.html

 
Sanitized & Sterlized: Clean Me More, I'm Dirty - Chapter 14
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2009/03/sterilized-sanitized-clean-me-more-im_24.html


Another Significant Coincidence - Chapter 58
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2009/04/another-significant-coincidence.html


You're So Lame! Chapter 56
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2009/04/youre-so-lame.html



Chapter 20.2 - The Age of Desensitization: Who Is Taking It Too Far Now?
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2009/04/age-of-desensitization-part-2.html



Testosterone Makes The World Go 'Round - Chapter 7.2.2: My Dear Edmonton Oilers
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2009/04/testosterone-makes-world-go-round.html



95% of the World is 3rd World! - Chapter 30
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2009/04/95-of-world-is-3rd-world.html



The Necessity of Managing Our World's Water In The 21st Century
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2009/04/necessity-of-managing-our-worlds-water.html



Clements Hilda Family
http://eternalhappyness.blogspot.com/2009/04/clements-hilda-family.html